Meet Triple Nipple

Welcome to "the triple nipple".  The world is our bra, and we're here to fill it.  In this blog we plan to gossip, poke fun at, entertain, share our stories, and humiliate ourselves and everyone we can think of.  We became friends through a series of unfortunate events.  It all started at the 3rd nipples house where she ambushed us for a dinner party.  She has a way of always putting her boobies out there, and we're grateful to her for that.

Now for the real peep show.  We'll let the triple nipples speak for themselves.

Heeeeeyy, "Look at the fun bags on that hose hound" --Hi I'm "Fancy"/N1.  I am the oldest of all the nipples, and therefore I claim the title of #1.  Thankfully I've nursed the fewest babies, and therefore have the purkiest of all the titties in this joint.  I'm a 29+++ year old with wicked-pervy sense of humor. I love all things milky white, just like my areolas.  I don't know about the rest of my nipple sisters, but I plan on calling it like I see it, which may offend even them.

Whats up its "Whiskey"/N2 aka Aunt Jemima in the house.  I'm surprised I was even a candidate in the nipple elections.  Like every good politician I have a few extra bills in my bra. I'm an old soul trapped in a flat chested body.  Which has caused me to use my other assets but now I'm putting my best boob forward.  I plan on retelling life as it unfolds in a sarcastic and witty manner.  My boobs bounce to the beat of their own drum.

N3 here aka "Tassles"... finally getting around to hooting for my hooters. My breasts have been a major topic of conversation for years, so I think it's fitting to join with my girls N1 and N2 and make a blog about being Breast Friends. My now out gay ex husband lovingly referred to my generous titties as "Brazzle" and "Dazzle" (that should have been a red flag, right?) He may be gay, but he knows a good pair of boobs when he sees them. These beauties truly steal the stage. I plan on sharing all the joys and sorrows life throws at me, and doing it with my breasts held high.