Wednesday, February 15, 2012

My child thinks I have a porn addiction bc of Facebook

Micky Wild (N1) called me (N2) to tell me about Hue's new family portrait.  So oblivious to what I was going to be witnessing I open up my Facebook and BAM!  Hue's family is a pyramid of naked bodies.  Stunned and trying to comprehend what I was looking at I sat there for a second and laughed to myself because I knew N3 had posted it.  I didn't realize however that my eldest child was standing behind me also witnessing the unholy carnage of nakedness.
Out of no where she shouts, "Mom! What are you looking at!"
I turned around and her eyes are huge and disgusted.  I try explaining over and over that I did not look that up on purpose but that someone posted that on their page.  For hours she was not convinced.  Through out the day the situation escalated.  I turn on the tv to watch Grey's and in the first seen there is a couple going at it.  Again my oldest turns to me and gives me that disappointed look.
Later that evening I take my oldest out on a mommy/offspring date and it depth explain what happened and again that it was not my fault.  I explained that sometimes things just pop up on the computer when you are not looking for them.
***Side note: Like the time Micky Wild told me about THE BIG BOOB
She eventually believed me but I really had to break a sweat trying to convince my little monster that I wasn't a pervo.  I hope you enjoy this post N3, I wrote it just for you. :)

N2

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