Today at Wally World the wee ones spotted the Easter Bunny with a bucket O' candy.
Being the Whiskey Tangos that we are we couldn't pass up free candy or a free picture with the beloved rabbit of resurrection. The kids hooped up on his lap, posed and took their candy.
As we were walking away I whispered to little papa that I really hate holiday helpers especially ones wearing masks. We preceded to discuss how he could have been a total cho mo. Seriously think about it...hop on my lap and i'll give you candy. Don't mind that bulged under your leg its just my raging molester boner.
At the end of our convo little papa shrugged and said "meh." Then I laughed and said, "you're right its a small price to pay for a picture with chester the bunny molester."
-Whiskey
Saturday, March 31, 2012
Chester the molester in bunny form
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I've thought the same thing before...possibly talked about it out loud in front of the children... Maybe that's why my middle one is scared of people who dress up and wear masks
ReplyDeleteI peed a little from laughing hysterically at this post. I shared it with a few family members who were with me at the time. They also found it hysterical. If the guy's name is Larry, just realize he totally could be a Chester! ~Fancy
ReplyDeleteOld Larry sure is makin our family proud!!!!! This story about the chi-mo wearing a mask really explains my aversion to mascots and the like...perhaps I was attacked by a masked paper bag at the Grocery Outlet when I was young...who knows but my future husband is never allowed to wear masks...unless its a Ronald Reagan mask and he's Patrick Swayze underneath....
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