Thursday, March 8, 2012

Got AIDS?

This is a story from LONG ago, but it is one that must be told in order for people to see the inner-workings of Fancy.

In my junior year of high school, I was enrolled in a drama class.

**Side Note--I really thought it would teach me how to deal with drama.  Boy was I wrong!

One day, I was leaving before drama (which was 7th period) so that I could hit up the mall before going to my piano lesson, which was an hour away.  I had permission, don't worry.  I was a good kid! :)  As I was leaving, I told my friend to tell the teacher that my boyfriend had tested HIV positive, and that I was leaving school early to go and get tested myself.  She actually did it!

**Side Note--I was the biggest virgin in my entire high school!

The days went by, and the drama teacher would ask my cousin and my friend if I was okay and if I'd received the results of the test.  Each day, they told her not yet, not yet.

My birthday was right around the corner, and our stake president's daughter made some AIDS support ribbons for our entire class.  Just before 7th period, we all put on a ribbon.  When the teacher asked what they were for, everyone told her they were in support of me and my boyfriend...that I still hadn't received the test results, but they wanted me to know that they had my back, even if I did have HIV/AIDS.

After a few weeks, my friend finally told the teacher that my test results had come back and were negative.  She actually said she was relieved and that she had been really worried about me and praying for me.  Freak, now what do I do?  So, being a really honest person, I confessed the entire truth to the teacher.  I told her I felt bad for lying, and I was still a virgin, so there was no way that I had contracted HIV/AIDS.  To my surprise, she actually wasn't that mad.  She just said that I shouldn't say things like that to people or make them feel bad.  She is right, I probably shouldn't have done it.

In my defense, as previously stated, I was the biggest virgin in my entire high school.  So really, should she have been surprised?  I mean there were only 550 kids in the entire school, and the LDS kids were very known...plus she knew my sister....it's her own damn fault she was so stupid! lol


3 comments:

  1. I can't believe this story is real...lol
    $Whiskey Tango$

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  2. I know. I wish I could make up stories this good. Unfortunately I can't, so then I just blog the real truth! ~Fancy

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  3. It really sounds to me that fancy and whiskey tango were made for each other.

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