Thursday, March 1, 2012

I Feel Like a Pedophile

Just because I'm related to a Chester, doesn't necessarily make me one.  With that said, I will say that a favorite past time at a certain local water park is to take pictures of creepers.  Sometimes these little offenders are in the form of children.  I cannot discriminate.  A creeper is a creeper is a creeper.  I will let the following pictures do the rest of the explaining.

Fatty Creeper, aka Fat kid in a tiny life jacket.  Sing it with me now, Tommy Boy Style: "Fat kid in a tiny life jacket! Fat kid in a tiny life jacket!"

Fatty wolfing down a ton of food...nice crack little buddy

Look, it's Goldie Hawn sunbathing.  Goldie, did you gain some weight during menopause?

Now let me leave you with the grand Finale of water park creepers...what child (or even adult) wears an effing Speedo?  EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

1 comment:

  1. I knew I should've put on more spf...I caught a few too many rays there didn't I??? But it's all for my transformation into "Consuelo: The Brazillean Escort" Everyone loves a few curves eh??? Well perhaps I shouldn't have stolen chubb-o's ding dong...that was too far.

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