Kid Napping Whiskey Jr. #2

Can I start this post by saying that I am a giant ass?!

Last night after running to Walmart with Fancy, we pull up to my house and Whiskey Jr. #2 is sitting on the front step all alone.  Mind you it was 8:30pm.   I knew my husband was near by but wanted to give him a scare. 

Fancy and I Whisper shouted to Whiskey Jr. #2 and told him to get into the car with us.  We then proceeded to hide for about a minute.  While we were hiding out I started to feel really bad about the entire idea...but that didn't stop me from doing it.  

***Side note: This situation reminded me about this time when I was in high school.  I went river rafting and on my way home I had to call my parents for something but instead told them I was in the hospital.  Long story short that plan back fired and my parents were pissed.  I guess not everything I do is as funny as I think it is.  You would think that by now I would know better.  

Meanwhile I called my husband and told him I was on my way home and asked if he has put the kids in the tub yet.  Lets just say he was flipping out about not being able to find Whiskey Jr. #2!!!! I had only had him long enough to turn around at the stop sign at the end of our street.  I told Little Papa that I had our kid.  He was sooooo pissed at me and I don't blame him. 

At that point the joke wasn't so funny any more and I started to feel sick.  I had to go home to the wrath of LP!    Fancy automatically bailed and said that she had nothing to do with it....I'm pretty sure I remember that jack ass taunting Whiskey Jr. #2 to get into the car with me.  

After apologizing and telling LP how horrible that idea was he decided to love me again.  We then had hot steamy sex and everything was well again in the land of Tango.