Whiskey Can't Be Alone With Missionaries

Fancy here relating the following creeper missionary story about Whiskey.

Whiskey was once meeting with the missionaries to help team teach someone who was investigating our church.  She decided that it would be a good idea to invite me along.  I went with her, and boy am I glad that I did.  One of us had to be mature....

The lesson was on the law of chastity, which means that you aren't supposed to have sexual relations with anyone unless it is your spouse.

After explaining the concept to the investigator, one of the missionaries said, "Sister Whiskey, what do you think are some blessings for obeying the law of chastity?"

Whiskey's response was, "Well I obey the law of chastity so that I don't get an STD!" 

You can tell that the missionaries wanted to crawl under a rock and rot there for the remainder of their missions after this statement. 

Thankfully I was there, and I was able to use my spirituality to bring us back to a more Christ-centered response. 

Needless to say, I should always be at any lesson Whiskey is participating in.  I really am glad that I don't have a teenager, as she teaches them in church.  I wouldn't want my kid to come home and ask me about STD's.  I'd much rather him learn this crap in the public school system and NOT from Whiskey Tango!