I pathetically drove by my ex-gf Carol's business yesterday. Thankfully Carol didn't see me peeping out of the sunroof trying to take a picture of her place...hoping she might be inside. Carol broke my heart, you see, but I am a little crazy, so I was still stalking her. Maybe it's time to move on and be with a dude again in the future...one who actually is ready for me!
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| Yes, I look hideous and ridiculous, but when you break up with your hot gf, then you tell me how you'd look... |
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| Carol, how will I live without you curling my hair and styling it in a mullet? Oh man, here come the tears.... |
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