GOOOOOOOOOOO NADS

A few months ago, Whiskey took her children to Great Clips to receive hair cuts.  After a few weeks, Whiskey Jr. #1 received a little postcard coupon in the mail to get her hair cut again at a discount.  However, it was addressed to NADS, which is NOT her name, and to be honest, quite unflattering.

Fast forward, Fancy accompanies Whiskey and her off-spring (aka the fruit of her loins) back to Great Clips.  When checking in, the stylist called out NADS.  Whiskey instantly felt like crawling in a hole and dying, but couldn't because Fancy was laughing hysterically and LOUDLY.  The poor stylist, confused, look at us, like we were WHISKEY TANGOS.  Whiskey corrected them, and you could instantly see the embarrassment on their faces.

Fast forward times two, and Whiskey is back at Great Clips, but this time minus Fancy, who is not permitted back on the premises.  Again they called out NADS.  Whiskey looks at her husband, who is dying of laughter, just like Fancy, and corrects them again, stating that it should have been corrected the last time.  The girl at the counter said, "Oh yeah, I was supposed to fix that the last time, and you were with that one friend of yours, and she burst out laughing really loudly."

Whiskey was then wishing she'd gone to Great Clips solo BOTH times as LP and Fancy are quite an embarrassment.