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Whiskey here...

Let me give you the back story on how horrible this night really was.

#1.  I don't even like The Big Blue Babe.  I was just feeling generous like I previously stated.  I think she's full crap and lies like a Mo-Fo.  For example, while at The Wine Cellar, Big Blue brought up Carne Asada's mom, and said, "I don't know guys, I just have this feeling, that Carne Asada's mom is a lesbian.  I know she's been married for years and all, but it's like she's fighting her inner-lesbian demons and true self."  Back to me...I couldn't even make eye contact because I was afraid that once I did I would just roll my eyes at the stupidity of the accusations.

#2.  Hue Jass is a "sore spot" between Big Blue and I.  Fancy, being the bleached ass hole that she is, continued to reference Hue the entire night.  Every time she would reference him, she would look at me from the corner of her eye with a sly smile.  She knew better.  That ass hole, that bleached ass hole.

#3.  Autism Awareness--this is now Fancy.  Having a child on the autism spectrum, I am just interjecting that myself as well as Whiskey are advocates for Autistic children.  However, not on a girl's night out.  We need away from our children, even the autistic ones.  Back to Whiskey...Best part of the night was when Babe mentioned that Paul Bunyan was in counseling and on anti-depressants because he and Babe have self-diagnosed their 18 month old with autism. 

#4.  Corky Romano--Horton has a dog with every medical problem under the sun.  She spends over $500 a month on treatments.  I inquired about her dog, not really caring, but trying to include the elephant at the table in the conversation, to which she mentioned that he was not getting any better.  I asked her how expensive the treatments were, and she said around $500 a month.  I responded with, "WOW!"  She then explained that through budget cuts, she is no longer receiving about $1000 a month of income, and would therefore discontinue the treatments on the dog.  She wanted to give up on her poochy-woochy.  She went on to say she was ready to have him put down.  At which point, Fancy piped in and said, "Hey, it's like on Corky Romano when that lady brings in her cat, and says, 'I want you to kill my baby!'"  I kicked Fancy under the table and punched her in the boob.  She quickly recovered by asking Horton, who is a social worker, how she would diagnose Fancy's personality.

#5.  Horton diagnosed Fancy with a borderline personality disorder.  I wasn't overly surprised.  I've been on the Fancy roller coaster the last several months.

#6.  We were also talking about an acquaintance's nephew, whose middle name is Madardo.  Yes, Madardo.  When Babe heard this, she quickly referenced Madardo with Retardo.  I was a little surprised because weren't we just advocating for autism?

I'm going to miss all of these good times with Fancy.