Pregnant Lesbians at the Mall

On a recent trip to the mall, Whiskey was purchasing a dress, and she went into the dressing room to try it on.  It was closing time.

**Side Note-- "Closing time, one last call for alcohol...." Sorry, I couldn't resist.  Whiskey's reliving her lush days, she can't even think of what to put next....

Fancy was talking about being wild in bed, and the sales clerk chimed in, and said, "Who's wild?"  Whiskey said, oh, we're just reminiscing the good old days."

While in the dressing room, trying on her dress, Whiskey could hear the  dialogue between Fancy and the sales clerk.  Fancy was stating that they weren't lesbians, and that she wasn't the cause of Whiskey's baby bump, even though Fancy could pass as the butch one at the moment.   Fancy stated that she didn't have a penis in her pants, and that both Whiskey and Fancy currently have husbands. 

The sales clerks just died laughing, stating they knew how it was, they too have breast friends and are always accused of being lesbians.