**Side Note--the dressing rooms were closed, so I went to a secluded corner in the back of the dressing room area, and I just whipped off my shirt and went for it. I mean it was 10:30 at night, who was there anyway.
**Side Note #2--Whiskey told me that a certain bra looked really good, until I pointed (literally) out that the bra was making my nipples pointy and poky like a person with two lazy eyes.
**Side Note #3--I was getting some socks for Fancy Jr, and I told Whiskey to go find my bra size, which I stated as an F cup. I told her that they wouldn't have any. It took me an unusually long time to select the right socks, and she came back and said, "You were right, they don't carry an F-cup here. Are you sure you're not a DD?" I looked at her to ask if she really thought I was an F cup or even a DD? I informed her, I am a C-cup....so, so, so funny!
So we were in d.I. today and I walked past the books and off to my left was a hefty lady bent over with her girls literally out of her shirt just hanging there and she was none too small. So of course I quiet screamed at shaun to get over there and look (who else was I going to show my 3 yr old) but by the time he got there she had them back in. I walked around looking at the books while again her boobs popped out of her shirt 3 more times. I was laughing so hard I had to walk away. At one point I was looking at the books in front of us as big boobs magee stood beside me and she moved a book which hit the bottom of her boobs and popped it out again and she looked at me like I was a perv lol
ReplyDeleteOh...Anonymous, that was me. I was trying to find a good book and I needed a second...and third opinion. And since I'm single, nobody is appreciating Opinions two and three as much as they deserve. We're in our prime here!!!
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