I visited my family a week ago, and when living out of a suitcase, occasionally you forget a few minor details. After getting ready for the day and heading down to meet up with an old friend, I realized that I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. Now lest you think this is a normal occurrence, I can assure you it was not. In my typical bathing, ritualistic routine, I put deodorant on right after showering and before any articles of clothing. However, when showering this day, I'd forgotten to bring it to the bathroom with me, and thus forgot to apply it all together.
Being the scent-conscious person that I am, I quickly grabbed the febreze spray kept in my purse, and I gave my pits and shirt a little spritz, as I was running right on time and didn't have a chance to stop for some deodorant reinforcements.
After lunch, I then headed to Target where I met up with my niece. I thought about purchasing a new deodorant, but then I decided to just do what any true whiskey tango does, and I just reached for a can of deodorant spray, knowing it would keep my "secret". Conveniently the shirt I was wearing gave me direct application to the armpit region. Yes, I realize I could have purchased a brand new deodorant, but I just didn't feel like it. Instead, I STOLE some from someone else who will be buying the deodorant I used.
Yes, yes I did this. No, no I don't feel bad about it. I'd do it again the next time I'm in Target and find myself in a similar situation.
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