I had my first appointment with Long Duck Dong. When he walked into the room, he said: "Oh sexy girlfriend!" No really, when he walked into the room, I thought he was 12, which wouldn't be too surprising since most 12 year old Asians are vagi I mean geniuses. Fancy came with me because husband was home with a sick child. Everything looked good; the baby is beautiful and healthy. After the ultrasound, Ken Jeong asked me to remove my pants, so he could get up in my goods. I thought his hands would be cold and clammy, but surprisingly they warm and gentle. He moves a little fast for my taste, but I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship together. I'll be seeing the Donger again in two weeks for a pun-tang check up. I can hardly contain my excitement. I love those tiny little Asian hands.
**Side note--I think Fancy was feeling mystified with the persuasion while in the room with me. But again, she hasn't gotten any in a while.
Love,
Whiskey
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