Tonight, at a casual dinner get together, Whiskey and Fancy's sons were in the bathroom playing hide n seek. Suddenly, the door sprung open, and Whiskey's son came out looking like he'd just been hand raped.
**Side note--I was once hand raped.
He looked very sad, and he said, "Fancy, Fancy Jr. just peed on me."
Fancy replied, "What? Hey, Fancy Jr. Did you pee on Whiskey Jr #2?"
Fancy Jr. responded with a giggle, "Yes, I peed on him, but he peed on the floor!" Then he laughed and laughed and pranced around the room.
Fancy said: "Sorry Whiskey Jr. #2."
Whiskey Jr. #2: "That's ok, I will wash my shirt."
Maybe Fancy isn't quite fancy after all.
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