The Birth of Hue Jass by N1 & N2

The other day N2 and I were discussing our blog, the triple nipple, and we decided to make a facebook page as well.  However, we became side-tracked because of our immature natures.  Through the process of trying to develop our facebook account, N2 spouted out the name, "Hue Jass" and we knew we had to go above and beyond; creating our creepy, pervy, hilarious alter-ego.  Thus Hue Jass was born with perky pecks and a crooked smile.  Overnight, Hue Jass literally raped, pillaged, and corrupted the people of facebook.  Some of our "friends" may never be the same again.  Here's just a showcase of the best of Hue Jass, working his mojo on day 1.

• " There's my little indian."
• "I love a little pussy on the side. I watch birds and reptiles too"--Hue is a trained dog walker, he runs a successful business out of Omak, WA.
• Hue created an imaginary dog training event in a church parking lot.  Here's his description. "Come one come all big and small, maybe even tall....Dogs ladies I'm talking about dogs bring them to me and I will take them on a test walk ...always picking up new clients but only the most well behaved both owner and pet ;)"
• "Perpetually pokey--that's what she said.
•  "I'm like the circus, I'm like the greatest show on earth baby."
• A convo with a friend:
•  Hue: Elephants, and just so you know, I really resemble one.
• Friend: you do huh, and how's that?
• Hue: I have a tail
• Friend: a tail? like an elephant wow that's pretty long for a human
• Hue: no, an extrat vertebrate on my back you pervert
• Friend: hey i'm not the pervert, you said you had a TAIL like an elephant
• Hue: well if you're going to go there, that's more like an elephant's trunk.
• Friend: lol

Hue's sense of humor and vulgarity may vary from Hue to Hue to Hue.   Hue's sexuality has been questioned and desired by many.  This is just a little sampling of the daunting life of Hue Jass.  I'm sure we will be visiting Hue and his crazy antics in the very near future, that is if he doesn't die in an unfortunate car accident.  Hue Jass, out!