Cookie Swap Aftermath

When the nipples got home from the cookie swap, N1 put on facebook that she had been black-listed from future cookie swaps.  Various people that had been at the swap made comments, and we were laughing and joking about the night.  The next morning, it was like all hell had broken loose.  N1 received a call from a party goer who didn't even have facebook, but had heard through the grapevine that something had transpired between the nipples and the B duo.  This said party goer, we'll name her S.  N1 tried to give BAJ the benefit of the doubt by saying that perhaps it was just a joke.  S declared that if it was a joke, it would have been said loud enough for the entire group to hear.  N1 & N2 decided at that time that they were just done with BAJ and Bushy.  No hard feelings, it was time to just move on.  After all, they weren't really friends with either of these two ladies. 

Two days after the cookie swap party, N1 receives a call from BAJ.  N1 avoids said call, not wanting to really have it out at the moment, forcing BAJ to leave a voicemail.  In the voicemail, BAJ insincerely apologizes not knowing what really went down as she thought we all had a fun time.  She even claimed that she and everyone else "like" N1.  Uh, N1 wasn't buying it.  She texted BAJ and told her that she thought that she was rude, and that she DID say that, and that she made us feel uncomfortable.  The response back was that it was immature for N1 to put something on facebook.  N1 responded with: well perhaps we were both immature because you were gossiping about me, since as you stated, you don't even have facebook. 
**Sidenote--no one ever talked to N2.  No one cares about N2.  N1 is the shit and people can't handle living without her!
N2 here: **Sidenote, who am I? "Look at me? Look at me?"

The day of the phone call, N2 went to a party that BAJ also attended.  N2 had a great time, she didn't even give another thought to BAJ.  BAJ on the other hand was really pissy that N2 didn't talk to her.  She looked to be having a miserable time, which just delighted N2 all the more.

Now there seems to be total awkwardness.  To the point that BAJ now refers to N1 as Sister N 1. instead of by he real first name.  She also won't even acknowledge N2.  In fact, N2's husband and another man from church were recently visiting BAJ's house, and as they left BAJ told the other man, say hello to your wife for me and didn't mention for N2's husband to do the same. 

For any haters who think we are mean girls, SUCK IT!  We can't help that people are jealous of our charm and good looks.