I Want to Castrate Someone...

Have you ever felt that way?  I feel that way tonight.  I am so damn sick and tired of the charade of fakeness that sleeps across the hall from me.  I literally want to take the sharpest (really, the dullest would be more painful) knife I can find and cut off his testicles and feed them to my peacock!  Either that, or I want to take a baseball bat and hit him square on in the crotch.  I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  He is so embarrassing.  He is a liar, a betrayer of trusts, and a terrible person.  I cannot believe someone would treat another person in the manner in which he has treated me.  I cannot believe that he would have the balls to keep this charade up just to appease me.  Does he think I'm really stupid?  I honestly don't know if I can ever trust another man again after this.  I really don't think it'll be happening anytime soon.  I'm too pissed off to even care!