I set an appointment with Dr. Jeong, so he could be all up in my business, too. I haven't been felt up in a while, so I figured what better person to do the deed than a gyney......I wonder if he will offer to buy me lunch after he gets all up in my goods though. I sure hope so, or I might feel a tad bit cheapened.
I also avoid going to the doctor whenever possible, which is why I haven't had an annual exam in I'd say oh, 5 years!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope because of lack of sex he doesn't have to dust out any cobwebs or anything to get a proper look up the old poon tang....
My last "visit" my gyno asked if I was sexually active, I said no, and she looked at me questioningly, "are you sure?". Uh Yea pretty sure...I'd be very disappointed if I was unconscious for scandal time, however I was flattered-even if she was an old broad-that she thought I should be getting some.
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