My Strange Addiction

For days, Fancy had been telling Whiskey about this nasty preview she saw about a show called My Strange Addiction where a lady actually eats her dead husband's ashes.  Whiskey told Fancy to DVR the show, so we could watch it together because Whiskey is screwed in the head. 

Fancy couldn't wait, she had to preview it before Whiskey came over.  Mainly it's because Fancy's sister was in town, and she wanted to watch it.  So over a bowl of Lucky Charms, Fancy began watching with her sister.  Before even getting through three minutes, her stomach started churning, and she had to shut it off.  She knew that she wouldn't be able to make it through, especially while eating. 

Later in that week, Whiskey came over, and it was finally My Strange Addiction time. 

**Side note--Fancy, knew well enough, that she should have been prepared with a barf bucket prior to starting the episode.

As the episode began, it showed the lady licking her finger, then dipping it into her husband's ashes, licking and sucking her finger like she's consuming some of the Colonel's finger-licking-goodness. 

**Side note--even as we type this, Fancy is feeling queasy and uneasy.  This experience was very traumatic for her. 

The chick's husband had been dead for only a few months, and the lady had already lost close to 50 lbs because all she ate were the ashes.  She would make food all the time; all of her husband's favorites and then let them spoil because he wasn't there to eat it.  The box of ashes originally started around six pounds, but within the short time frame, the lady had consumed about 1.5 pounds.

Whiskey, the bitch, laughed through the entire episode and kept mimicking the licking and sucking of her finger, as if dipping it in creepy-ass ashes.

**Side Note--the nipples have a stalker named 7-Up Retro, who has a child named Light Switch.  One day, while Whiskey was at their house, LS pulled out the ashes of his mom's dead, childhood dog.  Whiskey took a picture and sent it to Fancy.  She then had to inquire if 7-Up Retro ate any of the ashes.

**Side Note--Fancy wants to puke RIGHT NOW!

To sum up the results of this episode, Fancy was dry-heaving and almost had to plug her ears and shut her eyes, while trying to locate her happy place.  Whiskey, not traumatized at all, occasionally still taunts Fancy, especially anytime they pass a KFC.