One day, we were discussing the idea of getting waxed down in our nether regions. Then, we wandered off to what if land...with our feeble, sick minds. Let me mention that we were both sick and drugged up on cough syrup. Yes, even Whiskey takes cough syrup when pregnant. Her cough syrup literally is whiskey...
Fancy asked Whiskey, "What if I didn't have arms? Would I have to go all natural downstairs? Do you think I'd have to go the dread-lock route?"
Whiskey graciously responded, "I love you enough, that if you didn't have arms, I'd shave your bearded dragon! In fact, I almost offered to shave Tassels last summer when she was big and pregnant and Princess Charming was not so interested in the female goods!"
Now this is what breast friends are all about!
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