Tuesday, March 20, 2012

The Day of the Dead

Whiskey and her husband, Little Papa, own a business where they provide a service to commercial businesses.  One of these business is a funeral home.  Whiskey's husband had just finished servicing, when the friends of a client (aka the dead guy) came walking up.  With a case of beer in hand, they asked if he worked there because their deceased friend had some long nose hairs that needed trimming.  Disgusted and feeling emotionally disturbed, as if he was on an episode of My Strange Addiction,  Little Papa said no, but I can get someone to help you!

At that point, he high-tailed out of the room and found the nearest employee and told them the desire of the day of the dead party goers.  After reporting the issue, he left as fast as he could.  He was afraid they might hand him some scissors and expect him to go above and beyond his typical duties.

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