Cherries for the Poppin'

One night Whiskey and Fancy were out with another friend getting some appetizers.  Whiskey and Fancy hadn't been to this particular restaurant before, but we should have been clued in that it was a little off because they had swingers music, aka a live jazz/blues singer.  The lights happened to be turned down low, way, way low. 

**Side Note--this shouldn't have been a problem for Fancy since she is a pedophile.  She was taking pictures of creepers throughout the restaurant.

The waiter was tall, young, and VERY friendly.  While trying to decide what we wanted to order, Whiskey asked him a question about something that she'd never before tried.  His response was, "You should try that.  There's a first time for everything.  It will pop your cherry for sure."

We aren't exactly sure what was said.  We were a little shell-shocked that a virtual stranger would be saying the words, "pop your cherry" at all to any one of us.

Needless to say, he took REAL GOOD CARE OF US and we in turn took care of him, with an extra big tip and Fancy's phone number.  

I swear, there's never a dull moment when the nipples go out on the town!