Getting Frisky in the House of the Lord

In November and December, a few of the nipples had the opportunity to attend the temple with three wonderful couples from church who were being sealed together.  After the very last sealing was finished, we were standing in the waiting room chit-chatting with some of the other members of our ward who were also there to show support and love.  Suddenly, I tried to look for Whiskey, and I thought she was behind me.  I turned.  My hand turned with me, and it connected to the crotch of an older, random gentleman that I did not know, at all!  Feeling ashamed of myself, I gave a quick apology, and then I bolted straight for Whiskey.  I told her what I had done, right there in the temple.  I felt up some other old lady's husband.  With red cheeks, I told Whiskey of my indiscretion.  The bishop was there, and I actually thought Whiskey might just run over and tell him I needed a confessional.  However, she didn't.  Instead, she told EVERYONE what I had done, right there IN the temple.  Again, don't bring Whiskey with you into really reverent places.  However, if you want felt up, come with me.  Apparently I'm good at doing it on the fly IN the temple.  CREEPY!

~Fancy