Team Edward

Fancy gazed out the window from her couch (while on the phone with Whiskey) watching the snow fall.  She turned her back for two seconds, when she heard a knock at the door.  Thinking it was just the mail man for his usual drop by, she hit the floor with her legs spread wide (she has a redhead, obviously this wasn't her first encounter with the mail man).  After about 5 minutes of no one mounting her, she got up, only to see an unfamiliar red truck and someone in a cowboy hat.  Since the delay occurred, she felt awkward at having to go outside and confront her cowboy.  So she hid inside her house, like she wasn't home.  All this time, she was still on the phone with Whiskey, who at that point was trying to help her figure out this mystery cowboy.

Suddenly, she heard a noise, like a vibrator turned up to full speed, but it wasn't, much to her dismay.  Instead, it was a snow blower.  The cowboy man was plowing Fancy's driveway.  Fancy kept trying to catch a glimpse of this mystery man, yet she didn't want him to see her because then it would get even more awkward.

His skin was like diamonds.  It reminded her of a character from a movie. She thought it was Edward from Twilight, but then realized he was Mexican, and his skin wasn't glistening because it was made out of diamonds.  It was just because he's Mexican and sweaty.  Fancy described him to Whiskey, and she instantly knew with her killer Mexican instinct, exactly who he was.  The kicker, his name is actually Edward, and he is my home teacher.  Thanks Mr. Ed for plowing my driveway.  I won't be returning any favors, especially those that involve blowing.