Babe is a freaking witch

Soooo 7up retro and I had a nice little day of making a mends.  It was awkward but bearable.
She did her cry thing, I pretended to care bla bla bla that is until she brought up Babe.  Apparently Babe told 7up that I had said that 7up wanted to be just like me.
Instantly I was livid pissed.  I wanted to swear and gnash my teeth and beat the living crap out of Babe.  I always knew she wasn't trustworthy.  Now because of her my life is like a episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

For a split second I felt like I was back in high school and that I should deny all allegations against me.  But then I remembered that I am a grown A** woman and hell yes I said those things!  They were true and at one point 7up was moving in on all of my friends, jokes and style.  It was pissing me off.

***SIDE NOTE: Sorry world but I don't find it flattering when people try to take my life over.

  I was a little surprised 7up didn't jump my husbands bone..s.  She was pretty touchy feely with him though....hmmmmm.  

After the awkward silence I turned to 7up looked her straight in the eye and admitted to everything.  I then apologized for the distress it caused her.  All the while I was making mental notes of all the detail she had about what I had said and the details on the rift I have with Babe and Paul Bunyan.  She knew way to much which means Babe is a douche and needs to be made into ox stew.  

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