Fancy and Whiskey Getting Their Drag-on

The other day while working, I randomly get a call from Whiskey who excitedly tells me about a new youtube video she discovered on make up application by a DRAG QUEEN.  Apparantly they begin the tutorial by tucking their penis between their legs.  With penis tucked, Whiskey began to mimick the strokes of the gay, drag queen genius, one fake eyelash at a time.  Upon finishing her own make up, she sent me a picture.  Surprisingly, it wasn't bad.  She looked like a woman, not her usual 12 year old boy look. 

Fast forward to Thanksgiving break.  Whiskey felt that the ever so fair FANCY needed a little make over: Drag Queen style!  After hours and hours in her make up chair, aka her living room floor, and an over-extended stay by Horton,Fancy's transformation was complete.  However, unlike Whiskey, Fancy looked like a mail-order Russian bride/Fancy the REAL prositute...her nickname sake.  With a bedroom lamp and cell phone camera, Whiskey worked her photography magic, and Fancy received a 2012 Glamour shot-esque photo shoot.  With her cleavage and bra straps showing, Fancy laid across Whiskey's fireplace herth in seductive, awkward, drunk-like poses. 

Don't quit your day job Fancy.  A plus-sized, drag queen model is not in the works for you. 

**Side-Note--Fancy's already had about a million hits on Russian.mailorderbrides.com